See I was Right!

Hi Everyone,

See I was right, they are aliens, they have started to build the gantry for their space ship and look at all the new powdered food for the orange spinning monster, that keeps being sick.

Where ever the aliens come from it obviously doesn't rain as much on their planet as it does here, because every time it rains a lot they don't come to my garden. But when its dry they are all here, some with the yellow coats and some with out. Boy do they work hard when they are here, just look how many new piles of square things they have now and in two colours as well.

What are they hiding under the big green sheet in the front of the picture? and are the holes in the wall for the rocket blast to come out of when the space ship comes (I've seen Thunderbirds on the haunted fish tank in the corner of the lounge, I know)

I'm very worried that they might abduct Mummy and Daddy, but Mummy and Daddy seem very relaxed about the whole thing so I suppose its going to be okay.

I'll keep you informed, but if you see strange lights in the sky over Surrey, I bet there heading for my garden.

I'll write again soon, just keeping my head down and watching what happens for the moment.

Love Becka x

Have we got aliens?

Hi Every one,



Its me again, ssshhhh, we must be very quiet, I think the men in yellow coats could be aliens! They have been back, on and off, for the past week and have been digging trenches and building all sorts of weird things in my garden, I'm not entirely sure, the head alien 'Danny' is really nice and seems to have a doggie of his own and the worker aliens all seem OK, but why would they steal my garden and start building stacks of things with floppy bits on the top on this huge concrete base.




They dug a really deep wide trench right outside my kitchen door, I think to try to keep me away from their building, but remember my hunky friend Boris. Well he taught me how to jump ditch's, see I told you my new skills would be important. Because of Boris' teaching, the trench trap didn't work and I've been able to keep any eye on the aliens when daddy lets me out.























The aliens have a big orange thing, which revolves and needs feeding regularly with all sorts of powdered food. It obviously doesn't like what ever the yellow coats feed it as it seems to be sick regularly, which seems to please the yellow coats! very odd when I'm sick I don't like it and
mummy and daddy certainly don't like it.



















We have these big stacks going up with black bits flapping at the top, I think they are transmitters, calling other aliens to my garden, because the yellow coats have been joined by men in all sorts of outfits who feed the orange thing and use its sickly stuff to hold the stack things together.


















I've discovered that the best way to deal with all of this alien disruption is to take to my bed and keep my head down, they come into my kitchen occasionally to make coffee and tea but I've decided to stay aloof from it all just to keep an eye on it all and report to you if I see anything else. No space ships yet, but maybe they haven't finished the transmitters yet or just not made contact with the big orange ship in the sky. So I'll leave you with a picture of me all snuggled down being aloof.











I'll write again soon lots of love Becka xx

Who stole my garden

Hi everyone,

Some one stole my garden.

A week ago it looked like this, just as I remember it, see that's me in the foreground. You see the garden, bird bath, rose bed, steps lots of things to run around, play on and jump off of. Then the men in yellow coats arrived they made lots of noise knocked the wall down at the front and brought in a big metal monster with a long arm on the front of it. It wasn't a car as it didn't have wheels, it had sort of long track type feet.

The monster dug lots of holes in my garden and the men in the yellow coats ran up and down to the front with my garden in big wheeled things, by the time I was allowed back out into the garden, it was gone. it now looks like this.

I don't know if you can see it very well, but there is a big hole in the second picture which the boss yellow coat man, who I've since discovered is called Danny and is really nice (he gives me biscuits) was worried that I might fall into. No need to worry though I'm way to bright to make that mistake, unfortunately, Daddy wasn't and he fell into it in the first night. Must have hurt because he didn't shout a lot, just groaned and took a long time to stand up and climb out.

I took him for a walk the next morning though and he seemed alright. Actually the next morning most of the stolen garden was outside the front of the house, but its gone now, so if any of you are approached by the men in yellow coats trying to sell you a garden, let me know because its ours.

I'll keep you posted as to whats going on because they haven't stopped at stealing the garden, half the courtyard outside the kitchen has gone too. I've got the photographs, but Mummy hasn't uploaded them from the camera yet, not sure what that means, but that's what Daddy said.

Watch this space for updates, love Becka. xxx

Weekend in Suffolk

Hi Every one,

Just a quick note to tell you about out trip to Suffolk a couple of weekends ago, Mummy Daddy and me all packed into the car and went away to a house we had never been to before in Suffolk, I don't know what a Suffolk is, but it was a very long way away, it took ages to get there. Actually I'm not sure how long it took because I was sleepies most of the time, but it was very dark when we arrived at the house.

The new house seemed quite nice, but the garden wasn't as big as mine and it was very cold in the house when we arrived. But about an hour after we arrived Sharron, Gary and Boris arrived Great, me and Boris went out into the garden to play my jaws are bigger than yours, we like this game it involves a lot of pushing and shoving and rolling over each other. The only problem was the lawn quickly turned into a mud bath and we got very dirty. Mummy Daddy Sharron and Gary were not terribly happy when we eventually came in and made all the kitchen and entrance area really dirty. They don't seem to understand that we are doggies its part of what we do.

When we went to bed that night, Boris and I carried on playing in the kitchen which was very unpopular and caused Gary a very sleepless night he came down several times and scolded us for being too noisy, were doggies, we do noisy as well as dirty! Anyway we decided to play a bit quieter which involved eating the edge of one of the panels on the kitchen door. Now as you know I do this regularly at home, but for some reason this was different and Boy did we get into trouble for it when every one came down from upstairs.

We went for a very long walk in the morning and practiced more ditch jumping I'm getting quite good at this now, we saw hares (not worth chasing those they are way too quick) a 'little owl' and lots of pheasants, one of which took off from a bush right next to me, scared me a lot so I stayed close to Boris after that. Ditch jumping was such fun even Mummy and Sharron tried it, neither of them were very good at it more ditch stepping really with Daddy in the ditch holding their hands and Gary on the other side catching them. Sharron didn't like it but Mummy cried. Daddy made a big fuss of her and said she was very brave.

We went through a 'Ford' which is a river running over the road, now remember I was staying close to Boris at this stage, on account of being frightened by the big bird, well this was one of those times when staying close to the big dog was a mistake, you see in all that water I couldn't see the ditch on the side of the road and suddenly fell into a hole where Boris right next to me was stood on firm ground. Now I don't like water a great deal and this was freezing, but after I had climbed out and shaken off most of the water Daddy made a big fuss of me and told me I was very brave as well.

We went to the beach in the afternoon and Mummy and Daddy saw a Barn Owl hunting in a field right next to the car, I was sleepies again by this time in the back of the car With a big walks in the morning and the beach in the afternoon, actually two beaches a pier (which came with a bag of chips yum) and a walk around a town, by the time we got back to the new house and Daddy lit the fire all Boris and I wanted to do was sleep. That evening and the next morning, Daddy waved a magic wand over the damage to the door (actually he waved some filler, sand paper and stain that they had bought in the morning, over it, but we all humoured him about the magic wand) and to be fair all the teeth and claw marks disappeared.

This is me and Boris next to the door in question, you wouldn't believe that we would be naughty would you, we had another long walk the next morning, but then we had to pack up and go, Mummy Daddy Sharron and Gary cleaned the house as if was their own and we packed up the cars and headed off home. A nice policeman took a lovely photograph of Daddy in the car on the way home, but Daddy didn't seem very pleased about it, they sent it to him and asked for his autograph and everything but he didn't seem very impressed, I'm confused again!

Next time I will explain why ditch jumping became very important. Write soon!

Love Becka. xxxx